A note to Miss Sherwood, after reading one of her novels

Miss Sophia Sherwood
Afterlife Apartments #291A
310 Posthumous Street
Deceased, RIP 39103

Dear Miss Sherwood:

I'm sure that you were probably a huge fan of deathbed testimony and all. But if a dying woman can speak only "faintly" or in a "faint" voice, then it's probably not a good idea to give her a monologue that runs on for nearly fourteen pages.