Laws of Academic Calories: Girl Scout Cookies Edition

If you purchase a box of Girl Scout Cookies from the daughter of one of your colleagues, they contain no calories.  Girl Scout Cookies from all other sources do contain calories.

I admit that I went for one of the (relatively) more ascetic options: sugar-free chocolate chip.  Yeah, yeah, I know.  Not that I don't love Thin Mints and Tagalongs. 

(Ex-Girl Scout: made it to Cadets.  I think I've got my Brownie pin hanging around somewhere.)