Yup, that's bad

It took some Googling, but I knew that the full Bad Sex Prize longlist had to be around here somewhere. We've got to give Tom Wolfe credit, though--surely this is the first time that the word "otorhinolaryngological" has figured in a sex scene? (At least he isn't responsible for what has got to be the world's most tasteless allusion to Coleridge's "Kubla Khan.")