Adventures in nonexistent authors (or, you thought I had it hard)
[Dad the Emeritus Historian of Graeco-Roman Egypt is working on a miniscule fragment from a book that no longer exists--and that also has what appears to be an impossible title.]
DAD: It's difficult to write about an author when you don't know who he was, or where he wrote, or when he lived...
ME: At least it rules out biographical criticism!
DAD: True. It rules out most other forms of criticism, come to think of it.