And we were doing so well...

INNOCENT VICTORIANIST: I am an innocent Victorianist, on a quest to cut a chapter into two and then expand both into full chapters.

GOOGLEBOOKS: Welcome, O brave seeker after knowledge!  Gird your loins and enter the relevant terms into my search engine, where all will be revealed.  Or not.

INNOCENT VICTORIANIST: I humbly request access to Frederick Oakeley's life of St. Augustine of Canterbury, edited by John Henry Newman.

GOOGLEBOOKS: Benighted quester, confine your reading to W. F. Hook's life in the Lives of the Archbishops of Canterbury.

INNOCENT VICTORIANIST: I beseech you--let me read the volume in Newman!

GOOGLEBOOKS: Young fool, your mind is incapable of comprehending its subtleties! I give those such as yourself only E. L. Cutts' biography.

INNOCENT VICTORIANIST [prostrating herself]: Humble though I may be, and grateful though I am for Hook and Cutts, yet scholarship demands Oakeley and Newman.

GOOGLEBOOKS: Very well.  I grant your request--but at your own peril!

INNOCENT VICTORIANIST: ...St. Augustine is not in this volume.

GOOGLEBOOKS: Merely a delusion of your inferior mind.  Can you not read the title?

INNOCENT VICTORIANIST: My contact lenses are in.  I can read the title.  There is no Augustine here, either of Hippo or of Canterbury.

GOOGLEBOOKS: As questers go, you leave much to be desired.  Search the, er, search results, and ye shall find...

INNOCENT VICTORIANIST:  As of page six, I find nothing to the point.  Merely a different volume of the Lives.

GOOGLEBOOKS: Clearly, you are unworthy of my vast treasure.

INNOCENT VICTORIANIST: And yet, here's the life, which does not appear in any search results, but only in the "related books" section.  I demand satisfaction immediately.  Cursors at dawn!

GOOGLEBOOKS: ...

(ETA: attributions fixed.)