The Unfinished: An Ongoing Adventure

You are sitting at a ROLLTOP DESK in front of a LAPTOP.  There are many BOOKS and PHOTOCOPIES here.

> look books

Scattered on the desk are eight Victorian religious novels, The Light Ages, and The House of Storms.

> what do The Light Ages and The House of Storms have to do with Victorian religious novels?

Nothing, you thick-skulled organic lifeform.  They're for that blog post about steampunk you started drafting this evening. 

> yeah yeah

Huh?

> look laptop

There is an INCOMPLETE BOOK CHAPTER here. 

> read chapter

It's forty-eight pages long.  Are you sure you want to do that?

> finish chapter

With what? Your bare hands?

> use keyboard

A fog swirls around the screen, and...

You are sitting at a ROLLTOP DESK in front of a LAPTOP.  There are many BOOKS and PHOTOCOPIES here. A BROWSER WINDOW is open to GOOGLE BOOKS.

> look window

The screen contains a list of full-text novels related to this CHAPTER.  You have not written about any of them.  Yet.

> noooooo!

Yessssss!

> noooooo!

Yessss, my precioussss!

> close window

The WINDOW refuses to close.

> close chapter

The CHAPTER refuses to close.

A fog swirls around the screen, and...

You are sitting at a ROLLTOP DESK in front of a LAPTOP.  There are many BOOKS and PHOTOCOPIES here.   

There is a RESEARCH LIBRARIAN standing next to the desk.

> it's 2:03 AM!

OK, so it's a NOCTURNAL RESEARCH LIBRARIAN.  Sheesh.

> talk librarian

"We've found another dozen bad Methodist novels about the Elizabethan settlement.  Isn't that terrific?"

> wail

I thought you liked reading lots of novels.

> gnash teeth

You know, your parents spent a lot of money on that orthodontic work.

> finish chapter

With what? Your bare hands?

> use fountain pen

A fog swirls around the screen, and...

You are sitting at a ROLLTOP DESK in front of a LAPTOP.  There are many BOOKS and PHOTOCOPIES here.  There is a NOCTURNAL RESEARCH LIBRARIAN here.

Another stack of books has appeared next to the desk.

> look books

You see several rare Catholic novels about the sixteenth century. 

> arrrrgghh!

That is not an astute observation.

> read books

They're all triple-deckers.  Are you sure you want to do that?

> not really

It's your research project, sweetheart, not mine.

> read books

They're all triple-deckers.  Are you sure you want to do that?

> I guess so

Such enthusiasm!

A fog swirls around the screen, and...

You are sitting at a ROLLTOP DESK in front of a LAPTOP.  There are many BOOKS and PHOTOCOPIES here.  There is a NOCTURNAL RESEARCH LIBRARIAN here.

Another stack of books has appeared next to the desk.

> what the heck?

I don't understand.

> help

If you research it, the books will come.

> stop books

BWAHAHAHA!

> end game

Sorry, kiddo.  This is why you took a sabbatical, remember?