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Yawn

A colleague recently remarked that boredom is part of the educational process: not all learning can be made "entertaining," and there are times when mastering a subject means doing a lot of dull work (repetition, dealing with "dry" texts, reviewing previous lessons, etc.).  The "discipline" in discipline, in other words.  I was thinking the other day, though, of the kinds of boredom inherent in teaching that the instructor, too, has to overcome.  At the most basic level, most of us eventually develop a stable repertoire of courses that we are expected to offer on a regular basis--the lower-division survey course, for example--that, because of our other professional obligations, cannot be revised extensively on any regular basis.  (For those of us with heavier teaching loads, having courses that eventually don't need extensive prep time is essential, especially when you hit that phase of your career when you are also expected to do a lot of service work.)  That's particularly the case if the works on the syllabus were designed to "talk" to each other, in which case removing one can cause aggravating domino effects down the line.  Similarly, it often becomes clear that some works consistently resonate with the local student population and others consistently don't, which means that the former tend to appear more often on one's syllabus and the latter less (or not at all); this leads to situations like teaching Jane Eyre in four classes out of six, as I once did many years ago.  (I'm a big fan of Jane Eyre! Great novel! But there are limits!)   And some of the repetitive drills that bore students also bore the instructors.  

I suppose some might argue that you should be upfront with the students about this, in the interests of authenticity, or the production of empathy, or the demonstrated of a shared (lack of) affect, etc.  A professor from my undergraduate days was, in fact, rather notorious for "being himself" in that manner, and had a habit of telling students things like "wow, I just don't feel like teaching today"; while I gather the students may have made sympathetic noises in class, the noises they made outside of class sure as heck weren't.  ("Great," one of his students said to me one day, "I guess we can leave now?") Putting aside the useful reminder that the student responses to personal revelations that you see may not be the student responses that you don't, the "discipline" in discipline pertains here too.  While the reasons for boredom may be different ("I've taught this poem so many times I can recite it backwards while balancing on one foot on top of a hardboiled egg"), the necessity of modeling how to do the work remains.  There is always something that can reanimate an overfamiliar text--a discussion session, a question, a serendipitous article or monograph (on a totally different subject, even), a new pedagogical technique...

Close to year twenty

I arrived in Fall '99, which makes this my nineteenth year here, I do believe.  (Or twentieth, depending on how you look at it.  If I get an invitation to the annual twenty-year landmark dinner, we'll know which one the college thinks it is.)    Instead of being one of the youngsters, I'm now one of the senior faculty, which feels rather alarming; my youthful starry-eyed visions (well, the stars were always rather blurred) have given way to the realities of everyday life, like assessment and periodic program review.  (Guess what we're doing this year?)  In any event, after nearly two decades of telling students that they must read The Pilgrim's Progress, probably to no avail,  I decided to put the proverbial money where the proverbial mouth is and teach a course on TPP and some responses thereto--Bronte, Dickens, Hawthorne, Alcott, DuBois, Plaatje, and Vonnegut.  (There will be some additional reading options for the papers, some of which I may swap in if I teach the course again.)   Meanwhile, I went through my British Literature II syllabus and...shortened it.  We've now had several years to acclimatize to fifty-minute classroom sessions, as opposed to one hour, and it's taken me this long to resign myself to the fact that losing those ten minutes really does affect what you can do in the space of one meeting. 

I've probably done my fill of conferences for this year, as while I'm not so overcommitted to writing projects as I was in '16-'17, I still have enough deadlines that I don't think I can fit in yet another paper.  It doesn't help that the new tax code has made the prospect of spending another $1K or more out of pocket on conference travel somewhat, shall we say, unappealing, given that we can no longer write off unreimbursed business expenses.  (I do think that there will have to be a reckoning somewhere about what the changed fiscal realities mean for expectations about conference participation, especially for graduate students, adjuncts, and junior faculty.  Perhaps this will help stimulate a turn to virtual conferencing or other alternatives?)

Meanwhile, yet another installment of what a full professor at a regional comprehensive does with her semester:

Teaching:

  • Two courses, Rewriting the Pilgrim's Progress and British Literature II.  I have a course release for administrative work (see below).  TPP is a new prep.  Right now, my Brit Lit II is overloaded, so it currently has 46 students; the other course is much smaller, but will probably get some more students next week during final registration. 

Service:

  • I'm now officially Associate Chair.  In the Fall, this means helping to coordinate PPR, along with the more usual duties (being in charge of undergraduate registration, assisting transfer students, wrangling faculty for events, and helping the chair with whatever the chair needs to be helped with).
  • Curriculum Committee.  The department has acquired two new major tracks (long story) and a new minor (for which I'm partly responsible), so there will be a fair amount of work involved in getting them off the ground.
  • Professional service-wise, I have an article to referee.

Research:

  • I'm finishing the first "r" in an r-and-r that I got over the summer; this has to be done within the next couple of weeks. I'm mostly finished with it, but the article is in the "let me cut out all this material/wait, now I need to put in this other material/arrrgh, now it's too long" phase. 
  • I'm writing a short article about Mrs. Humphry Ward's Eleanor, which is due at the end of October.
  • Another short article for a Cambridge Companion, this time on early 19th-c. religious fiction.  This is due at the end of the school year.
  • Two book reviews.
  • A book proposal, of which more anon if it's successful.  (It's not Book 3 1/2, which is, yes, still ongoing--the r-and-r above is part of it.)  Most likely to be finished towards the end of this semester. 

Adventures in Academic Life: The Spring Semester Edition

With the new semester comes a new installment in my chronicles of what a full professor at a regional comprehensive does to earn her keep.

Teaching

  • I have a course release this semester (for the reason, see "service," below), so I'm offering only two courses: an undergraduate seminar on Victorian Poetry, which I've taught before, and a new graduate seminar on neo-Victorian fiction called (perhaps not altogether imaginatively) "After the Victorians."   
  • I also need to develop a course proposal for the fall for a new undergraduate religion and literature course, although I'm not yet sure of the precise parameters.  Part of me is thinking of The Pilgrim's Progress and the nineteenth-century novel, if only because I keep telling my students that they really ought to read TPP, and yet, I don't think anyone ever assigns it.  However, the other part of me has doubts.  I'll keep thinking. 

Scholarship

  • Since last I wrote, a book chapter and two book reviews have appeared.
  • I keep saying I'm going to finish this article, and I keep adding footnotes to it.  This is a problem, because the article is really long and as it stands, there are almost certainly only two journals to which I can send it.  The main text, mind you, is finished--it's just the footnotes that keep multiplying. (All together now: just finish it and put it in the mail online submission system.)  The article will also be a book chapter (eventually).
  • Now that I've figured out (again) what I'm doing with Book 3 1/2, I can sit down and draft the first chapter this semester.   Incidentally, I wish the first edition of The Fairchild Family was available online somewhere.  (Sherwood made some significant changes to it, in case you're wondering.  You probably aren't.)
  • I have two book reviews to write.
  • In another window on my computer, I'm writing a conference paper proposal.

Service

  • I'm Associate Chair this semester.  This primarily involves dealing with undergraduate advising issues, but also such things as updating the department website, helping the chair with the schedule, making Open House arrangements, attending whatever meetings the chair can't attend, etc., etc., etc.
  • I'm one of the external examiners on a doctoral committee, and so I'm currently reading a dissertation.

End of Semester Wrap-Up

It's time for another edition of "what does a full professor at a small regional comprehensive do with her semester?"

Research and writing:

  • Currently finishing up the footnotes on an article that I'd like to send out by the end of the year.  The article will also be two book chapters (with one chapter a slightly expanded version of the text's main body, and one chapter built up from a section that currently occupies about three pages of text).
  • I think I have a book chapter appearing on...Monday?
  • A book review appeared.
  • Updated the footnotes to an article in an edited collection.  The collection has been circulating for a while, so I keep updating the footnotes...
  • Started working on queries regarding a manuscript currently in press.
  • Refereed an article.
  • Agreed to write a book review.
  • Agreed to be the external examiner on a doctoral dissertation.
  • Wrote an external promotion review letter.
  • Working on a conference paper proposal related to bullet point #1 (the "three pages of text" section), as I'd like to make sure that I get going with that chapter.

Teaching:

  • Taught three sections: British Literature II (40 students), Introduction to Literary Analysis (15), Capstone Seminar (18).    Grading now in process (one class finished). 
  • A colleague and I developed a new minor (co-housed in the History department) that was approved by the Senate, so I'm thinking about a new undergraduate course for it in the Fall.
  • Began thinking about my Spring courses, of which there are only two this time (for reasons related to bullet point #2 below). 

Service:

  • I started the semester as chair of the Curriculum Committee.  Then...
  • I underwent a magical transformation (no sparkles involved) and became interim Associate Chair of the Department.  I was expecting to become interim Associate Chair next semester, not this semester, so there was some desperate flailing around.  However, I seem to have settled in, and we'll see how this goes.  (I spent several years as director of the graduate program, so I've done administrative duties before.)  In any event, this job will come with a dollop of accreditation work next semester. 
  • Was on a promotion committee. 

Sherlocking Along

I'm teaching the Sherlock Holmes and adaptation seminar again this year, and we've now moved past selected Doyle stories and an example of Rathbone/Bruce into the core of the semester--works which engage not just with Doyle, but with the tradition of adaptation itself.  Four works specifically, each paired: Michael Dibdin's The Last Sherlock Holmes Story and Charles Marowitz's black comedy Sherlock's Last Case, on the one hand, and Michael Chabon's The Final Solution and Mitch Cullin's A Slight Trick of the Mind, on the other.  (There are several other works on the menu too: more film and TV, chunks of Newman's Moriarty parody, some short stories and mashups.)  Dibdin, Chabon, and Cullin all respond to the nationalist/imperialist Holmes who emerged during the era of the WWII propaganda films, in which Holmes and Watson save not just the day, but the world from villains far more threatening than even Moriarty.  Even the Rathbone/Bruce Hound of the Baskervilles ends with Mortimer (rather aged up) proclaiming that "We've admired you in the past, as does every Englishman.  Your record as our greatest detective is known throughout the world, but this, seeing how you work, knowing that there is in England such a man as you, it gives us all a sense of safety and security.  God bless you, Mr. Holmes."  Holmes-the-Protector-of-All-Things-English was apparently not undermined by the infamous "Watson, the needle!" that ends the film, but it is precisely this attempt to position Holmes as a combination national hero and moral bulwark that Dibdin takes on: after all, his Watson covers up for the insane Holmes' somewhat, er, inconvenient alter ego (see below the fold, for those who haven't come across this novel) because of the "danger to the moral fibre of the entire nation" (165), among other things, if Holmes' true nature is revealed.  In Watson's rather self-serving reasoning, Holmes can ultimately only continue to embody English rectitude by being killed off (literally) into fiction; that his subsequent resurrection by Arthur Conan Doyle is, of course, due to cash flow problems instead of high-falutin' values suggests the irony at work.  Marowitz's play, far more brutal, casts a similarly jaundiced eye on what my students called "Superman Holmes," but here, it is Watson driven mad by Holmes' sheer egotistical cruelty.  This is a Nigel Bruce version of Watson, forever consigned to comic second banana, whose concealed rage eludes both Holmes and the viewer; translated into an actual comedy, the "humorous" character becomes all too aware that the Rathbone/Bruce relationship dynamics look rather sadistic than otherwise.  The implications of  "Watson, the needle!" come back in the tea-making scene that opens the play, in which Holmes coolly orders Watson about like his own personal servant.

Chabon and Cullin, by contrast, are more melancholy than murderous.  Perhaps it helps that they are post-Brett, as well as post-Rathbone; moreover, neither Holmes has a Watson who exists in anything other than memory, although Chabon's gets a somewhat incompetent substitute.  These ancient Holmeses are transplanted to the WWII and immediately post-WWII eras, where, contra the propaganda films, they prove to be at best, partly helpful; at worst, useless.  Faced with terrifying enormities (the Holocaust) or motiveless killings, neither Holmes can supply the comforts offered by Doyle's endings, let alone the heroics of propaganda narrative.  Strikingly, Chabon's Holmes is recognizable--like the dead Dorian Gray--primarily because of the accumulated artifacts associated with him, like the magnifying glass; his legendary self has reduced down into a collection of signifying curiosities that say "Sherlock Holmes," even when Holmes can no longer be fully himself.  In Chabon's novel, Holmes himself seeks a kind of emotional satisfaction from solving the problem of the missing parrot that, ultimately, is detached from a tragedy he cannot even perceive, let alone understand.  The pleasures there are local, not national.  Cullin's novel is even more explicit that the sense of safety on offer from Sherlock Holmes stories is, in the end, an artifact of their status as stories; what happens when a crime turns out not to be one, and cannot be resolved in a traditional Holmes plot?

On the plate for this semester

Once again, what is a full professor at a regional comprehensive doing this semester?

Teaching:

  • British Literature II (40+ students).  I haven't taught this in three years or so; as always, I made some minor tweaks  to the syllabus (e.g., adding in The Good Soldier at the end). 
  • Introduction to Literary Analysis (about to be 15 students). The required introduction to the major, which I usually teach at least once per year.  The second half of the semester is entirely new, as I decided to change up my alternating Hamlet/King Lear segments by doing Macbeth instead.  (Which proved to be a bit of a headache, as almost every single literary response to Macbeth proved to be a) out of print, b) not yet in print, c) not available in the USA.  Nevertheless, I did finally manage to round up a few things, plus, of course, Throne of Blood.) 
  • Curious Case of the Adapted Detective (17 students): The Sherlock Holmes seminar, a.k.a. the research capstone.  Mostly the same as the last time I taught it, with the minor addition of Stephen King's uncharacteristically charming "The Doctor's Case."

Service:

  • The department's Undergraduate Curriculum Committee, which will have at least one major undertaking that I know of (possibly two), plus various things having to do with assessment.  I...may be chairing this committee? Not sure yet.  (If I'm the chair, I'll also be on the department's Executive Committee.)
  • An ad hoc department committee, for this semester only. 
  • Service, of course, is one of those things that tends to expand unexpectedly.

Scholarship:

  • Hey, I'm back to working on my book again (aka Book 3 1/2).  Right now, I'm knocking an article into shape, parts of which will later be used for a book chapter.  I'd like to have two chapters cleanly drafted by the end of the school year.  (We'll see if writing that sentence will get me sufficiently energized.) 
  • I didn't do any conferencing last year, due to over-committing myself to articles + delivering an invited lecture.  I'm working on a conference proposal for the spring. 
  • I have to decide the fate of an article in a collection that doesn't seem to be finding a home (perhaps this sentence will magically cause something to occur...). 
  • It's possible that I'll need to revise an article that is in a collection that has found a home, but that's more likely to happen next semester.

Mill's Inaugural Address and the Contemporary University (Or Not)

Below are some provisional thoughts I'm still working through about attempts to transplant John Stuart Mill to the contemporary university system.  As a Victorianist (albeit not a philosopher), I'm always a bit cautious about using nineteenth-century thinkers to solve or provide analogies for twenty-first century problems, as opposed to engaging with them as sounding boards.  In this case, I'm mostly interested in everyone's obsessive turn to On Liberty, which is not about university instruction, and their avoidance of the Inaugural Address, Delivered to the University of St. Andrews, which is.  The problems here are somewhat different than (but overlap with) those posed by Newman's Idea of a University, which I discussed several years ago.  Warning: quite long. 

A professor's life: Spring 2017

Yes, yes, it's still winter, but it's the Spring semester coming up, because universities are apparently in denial about the seasons, or something.

In any event, here's what's on the January-May agenda for yours truly, a full professor at a regional comprehensive with a 3-3 teaching load:

Teaching:

  • Three courses (Freshman Composition, 19th c. British Short Fiction, British Novel II).   Composition is always a new prep, because I change the syllabus to provide some sort of context for whatever that year's summer reading was.  British Novel II is revised from its last appearance, and 19th c. British Short Fiction will be pretty much a repeat.   

Service:

  • Academic Senate (this is my last semester as a rep)
  • Undergraduate Curriculum Committee (a senate standing commitee; this will get very busy after February)
  • Chair, Appointments, Promotion, and Tenure Committee (we need to do our semi-regular revision of our guiding document)
  • I've also been working with a colleague on a new minor that will be co-hosted with the History department.

Research:

  • Article #4, due at the end of February (this exists as part of a longer chapter in Book 3 1/2, so it needs to be sanded down, as it were, with a new intro and conclusion; this will also be an excellent time to update the scholarship, anyway)
  • Invited lecture, end of April (about 40 minutes, so 19-20 pages or so; I've already begun this)
  • Two book reviews, one this month or early next month and one by March (for Open Letters Monthly and Victorian Studies)

Extra Curricular

I awoke this morning and was promptly puzzled by an op-ed from Inside Higher Education, a state of mind I more commonly associate with op-eds at the CoHE.   

What I did not find puzzling: the paperwork (I need to fill out paperwork for every new course I propose); the courses with "umbrella" titles (yes, we have those); the assessment procedure; the working with higher-ups; etc.  These are normative procedures on my campus, and I imagine that they're normative procedures on many other campuses as well. 

What I found mildly puzzling: removing pre-reqs (OK, in some instances, but...).

What I found entirely baffling:The idea that you could have two hundred students in Principles of Poetry and have a successful course.  Oh, I'm sure there are universities that have two hundred students in Principles of Poetry, or whatever you'd like to call it, but they would also have to have discussion sections and multiple TAs.  My department has no TAs.  We would not put two hundred students into Intro to Poetry, because that would make no pedagogical sense.  It was not clear from the article that Bugeja quite understood what's necessary for good teaching outside his own department. 

Bugeja's ideas about how the Faculty Senate should control curriculum were also a little odd, the first because it's old rather than new, the second because it's not workable.   Any change to the major that led to duplication would be whacked down in committee even before it got to the entire senate (I know this, because I've both been on the UCC and I'm currently a senator).  Moreover, the danger of cross-major duplication seems to me, from my own observations at least, to affect small majors more than big ones--the obvious case being women's studies and ethnic studies departments, which are usually both extremely tiny (despite frequent outbursts of angst from academic observers further to my right) and likely to see their course material appearing elsewhere.  It's possible to get around this by cross-listing, which then obviates the duplication issue somewhat. 

Now, having the UCC approve every new course...no.  No no no no no.  No.  Absolutely not.  We have a special committee set aside to handle General Education courses specifically, and that committee is a huge burden.  Similarly, the UCC handles significant changes--new majors, changes to major requirements, new tracks or programs, new certificates.  That committee is also a massive time-sink, with dozens of applications to approve, and I teach at a very small college.  We could not approve, or even look at, every new course.  I can imagine that a very tiny SLAC could be hands-on with new courses like that, but a committee at a small SUNY like mine would simply implode under the weight. 

The (lack of a) need for speed

Since I dissented from Rebecca Schuman last week, it's only fair to note that I agree with her this week.  (I am large, I contain multitudes, etc.)  Like yours truly, Schuman finished her doctorate in five years--which, as she says, "only gave me two measly years to build a teaching portfolio and a reputation in the classroom."  At that, her teaching experience at UC Irvine (my undergraduate alma mater) was still far more extensive than mine at the University of Chicago: a Humanities Core "discussion section" is much closer to a regular seminar than the grand total of two discussion sections I got to lead at the U of C, which were q&a review sessions for the lecture. 

I continue to be puzzled by those who fetishize completing a humanities doctorate in five years.  Finishing quickly can certainly make good financial sense--less debt, the possibility of getting an actual salary and retirement account, etc.  But leaving aside the noticeable lack of tenure-track positions, the current expectations for teacher preparation may make someone with a five-year degree less, not more, competitive.  I mean, I graduated and promptly found myself even less employable than Schuman was, and that was when the job market was merely terrible, not a black hole of despair.  (The back-door feedback I received later from one of the interviewers, thanks to a personal connection, was that my interview was great...and the likelihood that I would crash in an apocalyptic-like blaze when he put me in a classroom was also great.)   I think that in the seventeen years or so that I've been here, we've hired only a couple of people straight out of graduate school--but even they had racked up fairly extensive teaching records before graduating.  Depending on one's personal circumstances, it may well make more sense to stick around for six or seven years and do a lot of composition/British Literature II/etc., especially since even someone who lands a job is likely to wind up in a teaching-intensive environment.  Even being able to talk about screwing up in the classroom, which is what my eventual successful job interview involved, is better than trying to speak pedagog-ese with no obvious practical experience.

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In which I declare independence

I wish people would not make grand sweeping statements, especially when they are not entirely well-advised, as in "End the independent study. Forever. Done and done."  (This may be why I'm never going to make a career blogging about politics.) Certainly, as Schuman says, beginning graduate or undergraduate students should not take independent studies--which is why my campus requires them to have completed six credits of coursework prior to taking one (i.e., they need to get through their first semester).  I see no reason why other departments shouldn't impose similar limitations, although a dedicated sexual harasser will find other ways (or are we going to ban office hours next?).  Beyond that, while it is true that faculty are generally not compensated for leading independent study sessions, although some departments have ways of negotiating around this, it is not true that there are no good reasons for ever doing such a thing.  Here's an example.  We have two versions of the independent study: 1) "independent study" (not based on an existing course) and 2) "directed study" (a one-person version of an existing course).   Because our MA students are usually working full-time and therefore can only attend one class per day, the chair tries to schedule courses so that there are no conflicting time slots.  However, because we're a fairly small department, course offerings are also rotated according to the period, so MA courses in one field will always be in Semester X and MA courses in another in Semester Y.  (This is in part to make sure that faculty who are willing to teach MA seminars--as seminars are only offered at night, not all faculty wish to do so--have their assignments spread out over time.)  Students who, for some reason, get their calendars out of "sync" with the rotation (didn't plan far enough ahead, took a LOA, had to drop a class, etc.) may find themselves stranded at the end.  Either they have to pay extra $ to take a course at another university, twiddle their thumbs for a semester (or longer), or...wait for it...they take an independent or directed study.  Indeed, I'm teaching a directed study next semester for that very reason.  This is not something that can be remedied by the democratizing effects of a "reading group," since it has nothing to do with elitism and everything to do with the urge to actually finish one's degree--which, as far as I've observed in my seventeen or so years here, is the number one reason our students ask for independent or directed study.  That's not to say that our students don't pursue independent studies in order to study subjects that aren't normally on the curriculum--for example, one or two of my colleagues with language expertise have taught independent studies for the few students really interested in the area.     Now, perhaps graduate students at UC Irvine who did independent studies had more "personality conflicts with other faculty and students," but I would gently suggest that this is probably not the case.   

Syllabus: Nineteenth-Century Gothic

This is the preliminary syllabus for next semester's MA-level Gothic course, which covers the entire nineteenth century.  I've taught both early and Victorian Gothic at the undergraduate level, but this is my first go with graduate students. Still working on what to assign from the scholarship in the field.  Also, Mrs. Oliphant should get a look-in somewhere (probably with Braddon, Broughton, and Riddell).  Hound appears at the end as a nice late-Victorian wink at the whole genre (along with "The Canterville Ghost," a story that allows you to play "pin the tail on the trope").  I confess that I teach Le Fanu's "An Account..." whenever possible.

Incidentally, I do hope that these e-texts refrain from vanishing, as e-texts so aggravatingly have a habit of doing.   

1/25     Introduction

            Gottfried Bürger, “Lenora” (http://www.rc.umd.edu/rchs/reader/lenora.html); Walter Scott, “William and Helen” (http://www.walterscott.lib.ed.ac.uk/works/poetry/apology/text.html#wh)

2/1       George Gordon, Lord Byron, Manfred (http://knarf.english.upenn.edu/Byron/manfredt.html);   John Polidori, The Vampyre   (https://ebooks.adelaide.edu.au/p/polidori/john/vampyre/)

2/8       Mary Shelley, Frankenstein

2/15     James Hogg, Private Memoirs and Confessions of a Justified Sinner

2/22     Charlotte Brontë, Jane Eyre

2/29     Charles Dickens, The Complete Ghost Stories

3/7       Elizabeth Gaskell, Gothic Tales

MIDTERM BREAK

3/21     Joseph Sheridan Le Fanu, Carmilla, “An Account of Some Strange Disturbances on Aungier Street,” “Mr. Justice Harbottle,” “Schalken the Painter,” “Green Tea,” “An            Authentic Narrative of a Haunted House”

3/28     Mary Elizabeth Braddon, “At Chrighton Abbey” (https://www.lang.nagoya-u.ac.jp/~matsuoka/ghost-stories-braddon.html), “Good Lady Ducayne”             (http://www.duluth.umn.edu/~csigler/PDF%20files/braddon_ducayne.pdf), “The Cold Embrace” (http://gaslight.mtroyal.ab.ca/gaslight/coldembr.htm); Rhoda Broughton, “The Truth, the Whole Truth, and Nothing but the Truth,” “Behold, it Was a Dream” (http://gutenberg.net.au/ebooks06/0605281h.html); Charlotte Riddell, “The Open Door,” “Nut Bush Farm” (https://gothictexts.wordpress.com/tag/nut-bush-farm/)

4/4       Robert Louis Stevenson, Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, “The Beach of Falesá” (https://archive.org/details/islandnightsente00stevrich); Rudyard Kipling, “The Phantom ‘Rickshaw” (http://www.gutenberg.org/files/2806/2806-h/2806-  h.htm#link2H_4_0003);

4/11     Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray, “The Canterville Ghost” (http://www.gutenberg.org/files/14522/14522-h/14522-h.htm)

4/18     Bram Stoker, Dracula

4/25     Arthur Conan Doyle, The Hound of the Baskervilles

In which I hint that it is possible to exercise a modicum of restraint

This again.  It seems to me that it is not, in fact, all that hard to avoid propositioning one's students--and that, moreover, if one is so endowed with chili peppers that the students proposition you,  it is equally not that hard to defer certain unclothed activities to a more appropriate moment.  That moment being when that student is no longer in any way under your control.  "But wait!" you wail.  "You're asking me to put off coupling for two years?!  The student will have lost interest by then!" And so will you, I imagine, which is rather the point.  If this is actually a grand passion that involves violins, sunsets, and spontaneously-blossoming roses, then no doubt you can take the necessary, if potentially cumbersome, steps to ensure that said grand passion can be pursued without violating your professional integrity or the student's rights.  

Now, I admit to being unsympathetic because, in fact, a number of the faculty-student sex stories that have come to my attention have had negative repercussions for other students.   In other words, this is never entirely about two (or more?) star-crossed would-be lovers; it's about the other students and even, yes, one's colleagues (who may have to pick up the pieces if something goes, to use an esoteric technical term, disastrously kaflooey--and, of course, I can think of at least two departments in the 80s and 90s that imploded over sexual harassment problems).  Moreover, while I do in fact know plenty of "old-timey" stories about professors whose hands wandered on a regular basis, and whose female students shrugged and put up with it, it's never been clear to me that said students found such behavior precisely entertaining. They "put up with it" because, pace  Prof. Kipnis, they appear to have felt that they had no choice in the matter.  Now students have more choice in the matter, and strange as it may appear, many of them don't feel like being fondled, propositioned, or otherwise handled.  

Finally, and I admit that this is unpopular in some quarters: one of the downsides of this profession, as with any profession, is that you don't get to be yourself, to indulge yourself, or to do whatever, er, yourself feels like whenever it pleases you.  Part of that not-being-yourselfness means that you treat your students as students, and not as sex objects.  Their lives will be full of plenty of "vulnerability" without your assistance.  

In which I gently hint that Alexander Pope is not ideal freshman summer reading

I will preface this by pointing out that the National Association of Scholars' assessment of freshman summer reading programs does raise some serious points.  First, the ways in which these programs have clearly turned, as the authors say, into a marketing "industry" (5, 20)--a more advanced equivalent to the Victorian Sunday School prizebook, dare one say--sometimes with dollar signs visible to the students.  The summer reading "genre," they suggest, runs to "inspiring stories, apocalyptic visions, self-assigned projects, identity crises, advice manuals, and current trends in human behavior" (38).   (The authors note that the signifiers of a summer reading book sometimes extend to the titles and covers [36].)  Second, the awkward fit between the summer reading programs and actual coursework (e.g., 26): as Average Faculty Member X has been presented with the text as a fait accompli, she is faced with the uncongenial task of trying to somehow fit the book into her course (or, for that matter, tyring to somehow base the course's theme on the book), whether or not she actually likes the book or thinks it's worth reading.    Ergo, Average Faculty Member X may choose the path of least resistance and shunt the book to one side, to the students' understandable annoyance.  Third, the near-absence of English professors on summer reading committees (27-28), which contributes to nonfiction's dominance over fiction in committee selections--72% of all selections, according to their current findings (37).  (Hey, somebody thinks that English professors know something about literature! That's unusual these days.)  

If only their own suggested reading list had anything to do with the reality of teaching freshmen, let alone the reality of a freshman summer reading program.  Few signs of anything of "lasting merit," they complain: "Dickens, Dostoevsky, Austen, and Hemingway were not to be found.  There was no trace of Twain, Tolstoy, Bronte [me: er, which one?], Wilde, Hawthorne, Douglass, or Steinbeck.  No To Kill a Mockingbird, The Great Gatsby, The Count of Monte Cristo, or even Catcher in the Rye" (38).  Moreover, among contemporary authors, there's no sign of "Marilynne Robinson, Thomas Pynchon, Wendell Berry, Donna Tart [sic], Tom Wolfe, and Don DeLillo" (38).  Oh, and no history, either.  To begin with, Mockingbird, Gatsby, and Catcher are all still standard high school fare.  (Huckleberry Finn, too.)  So why would you pick them for a freshman summer reading program? Then, the run of contemporary authors is maybe a trifle...strange. Tom Wolfe is on the same plane as Thomas Pynchon?  More to the point, you're going to give Pynchon to innocent teenagers who have never encountered experimental prose before? Yes, students should be able to handle Hemingway and Steinbeck without any problem, along with Wilde, Hawthorne, and Douglass, as they all eschew the paragraph-long sentences familiar from much prose of the mid-nineteenth century and earlier.  But it's been my experience that the style of early-to-mid-nineteenth century fiction (or nonfiction, for that matter) is different enough from contemporary prose that many students need practice before they can read it comfortably and independently.  This is not at all a complaint about contemporary students; nineteenth-century classics have now largely been displaced by their twentieth-century equivalents in high school syllabi, and reading earlier prose is a learned skill.   That is, it's not something you expect a student to do during an unsupervised summer reading program.  The authors do admit the problem of choosing suitable material, but then glide right over it.  Obviously, some students will handle Jane Austen comfortably all by their lonesomes, but an equal some (or sum) will be utterly baffled.  And, dare one say, some nineteenth-century authors don't strike any particular emotional or psychological chords until a student is a bit further along in their development: I've found this frequently to be the case with Dickens (and, oh dear, Dostoevsky and Tolstoy...).

The foreword to this publication complains that summer reading programs confuse the "ephemeral"--those books speaking explicitly to contemporary issues--as an approach to "common experience" with the possibility of "ushering a thousand young people into some significant part of the common experience of humankind, by means of a work that others before us have cherished, and that others after us will cherish, as long as men can read and eyes can see" (10). The common experience of mankind is summed up by a suggested reading list dominated by Anglo-American authors (twenty-three American, twelve British--forgive me if I've miscounted), plus one Polish man (Conrad), three French men (Camus, Voltaire, de Tocqueville), one Spanish man (Cervantes), one Russian man (Dostoevsky), one Hungarian man (Koestler), one Nigerian man (Achebe), four men in the Greek and Latin traditions (Virgil, Plutarch, Plato, and St. Augustine), and a couple of books from the Bible.  There are a grand total of three women (Hurston, Cather, and, of all people, Tuchman) and four people who aren't white (Hurston again, Ellison, Achebe, and Least Heat-Moon).  Now, despite being the kind of professor whose syllabi frequently run to the canonical, it seems to me that "the common experience of humankind" is often the most boring, most basic part of any work.  It's not much better than the dreaded "Since the dawn of time, human beings have..." sentence.  (And perhaps "we" need to learn about experiences that "we" have not had.)  The difficulties become apparent in some of the descriptions, like the one of the Aeneid: "An epic in every sense, The Aeneid is one of the masterpieces of Western civilization" (169). "Well, yes-s-s-s-s," the weary instructor writes in the margin.  Others are strangely reductive: does one really want to read Richard III "because it is English literature’s best portrayal of political manipulation and cunning self-advancement, which are qualities that students need to be on guard against in college no less than in the rest of life" (164)? That is, the authors effectively "sell" their chosen works as sound-bite commodities in their own right--just take three Shakespeare plays and call your senate representative in the morning.   The authors want politics on the syllabus (e.g., Parkman, Tuchman, Wilson, Chambers, Conrad, Kipling, Koestler, Ellison), preferrably their politics--just not recent politics, let alone recent novelists whose work might be political.  It's no accident that the NIgerian and African-American works all date from the 1950s and earlier.  I'm reminded of Victorian objections to teaching "Modern History" in the debates over university reform, where "modern" often meant "medieval."   

Some of the suggestions, however, just make no sense from any point of view.  No, Alexander Pope's An Essay on Criticism is not appropriate for incoming freshmen: if you think nineteenth-century prose is difficult for the average student, just wait until you try them on early eighteenth-century verse.  The actual form aside, like much seventeenth- and eighteenth-century poetry, the Essay is loaded with contemporary and classical references that will make no sense to an eighteen-year-old.  Nor is it Strunk and White.  (You are not required to like Strunk and White to get my drift.)  Meanwhile, any student who takes a class with me will get the "you must read Paradise Lost, the Bible, Shakespeare, and The Pilgrim's Progress" lecture, but I'm not sure that students would find The Pilgrim's Progress the world's most welcoming gesture, if you know what I mean. (And it's not a "a vivid introduction to Christianity that secular students can grasp."  A vivid introduction to some forms of Protestantism, maybe.) Ditto Don Quixote, which is the sort of reading experience that improves with assistance, familiarity with literary conventions, or some combination of the two.  Similarly, some of the classic authors are represented by some really odd choices: Hawthorne did write rather more interesting fiction than A Blithedale Romance. And I am...not sure that Harold Bloom is the best nonfiction author for incoming freshmen.    

Syllabus in progress: Victorian Childhood

In the fall, I'm teaching a new course on (mostly) Victorian fictions of childhood (and what we would now call young adulthood, for that matter).  It's not a children's literature course, although there are certainly plenty of examples of Victorian children's literature on the list.  I'm still playing around with the various electronic readings, although some of the books are set (thanks to the rule that we need to order books months in advance...).  The syllabus is more thematic than chronological.  I suspect that I'll move Little Henry and His Bearer down to the end with Kim.  

CLUSTER ONE 

Charles Dickens, Oliver Twist 

Frances Trollope, The Life and Adventures of Michael Armstrong 

CLUSTER TWO

Mary Martha Sherwood, Little Henry and His Bearer

Mrs. Molesworth, Ministering Children (excerpts)

Hesba Stretton, Jessica's First Prayer

CLUSTER THREE

Emily Bronte, Wuthering Heights

Mary Martha Sherwood, The History of the Fairchild Family (excerpts)

CLUSTER FOUR

Frederic W. Farrar, Eric; Or, Little by Little (excerpts)

Thomas Hughes, Tom Brown's School Days 

CLUSTER FIVE

Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland

Selections from Auerbach and Knoepflmacher, Forbidden Journeys

CLUSTER SIX

Rudyard Kipling, Kim